I'm Elga. I'm a foreigner. I love both the U.S. and Brasil. Now I have two countries. And they both have flags. I'm bad at these "about myself" sections. I relate all too well with Socially Awkward Penguin Meme. I heart penguins. And Cows. And Alpacas. I heart adorable things and critters. I like to laugh. I have a horrible laugh. Although it does seem to be contagious at times. I feel awkward writing all these things about me. I am comforted by the fact that this will be read by no one. Mostly. I'm a strange girl with a randomly weird sense of humor & a soft-spot for cuteness. Forgive me in advance.
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS